The more I play Guild Wars, the more I think that it is to MMORPGs what Megami is to anime magazines, and how WoW is like Newtype.
Guild Wars
- unorthodox, with its instances and no health pots
- just eye candy
- full of events and birthday gifts
Megami
- like its name implies, there is a focus on, y’know.
- Loaded with pin-ups
- Full of sponsored content
WoW
- Mainstream
- Loads of content
- Insanely large game map
- But you still have to grind
- And the PvP’s not too balanced.
And Newtype is just like WoW, your standard outstanding magazine. In this post, I manage to successfully give negative reviews of all four things I mention. Hooray for me. Oh and the blog’s dying. Ahh, just let it be the flotsam of the Internet, so that I can frustrate more users. Hell knows, I might actually start doing something less productive than churning that piece of gruel that is the last paragraph in this blog. Once again, banzai for “writing total bull”, as Marco form Animorphs puts it. I never excessively liked it. Actually, I think I could probably write another paragraph about How I never excessively liked Animorphs, but then again, I also never excessively liked blogs which stray away from the topic and then parody themselves about it, which I am currently doing at the moment in both this post and the blog in general. “Is it so difficult” (101 Dalmatians) to create a blog that is not specifically about nothing but actually have something specific in general? Wait, specific in general? I’m contradicting myself. Maybe I should change the focus of this blog to 4ch randomness.
Roses are red, sky is blue, you’re a better writer than me for sure, lol